reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

and-umar:

I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions

like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on

how dare you sexualise female pain

I have equal parts film and digital cameras in my collection. I think that there are ways to Photoshop photos so that they look like you shot them on film, but is that as rewarding? It just depends on the person.

theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

get to know me meme | [1/?] favorite musical artists
↳ Beyoncé; I have a lot of awards and I have a lot of these things that are amazing and I worked my ass off, I worked harder than probably everybody I know to get those things, but nothing feels like my child singing ‘mummy’. No, nothing feels like when I look my husband in the eyes, nothing feels like when I’m respected, when I get on the stage and I see I’m changing peoples lives.Those are the things that matter and at this point in my life that’s what I’m striving for - growth, love, happiness, fun.

unclefather:

notjackwhite:

when you cant find your mom at the store

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when your mom forgets something in the aisles so she makes you wait with the groceries at the check out and the cashier is looking at you to pay

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Go on anon and tell me something you’re too afraid to say off anon

clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am

guccier:

boom clap the sound of my thighs

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